Trick-or-Treating Candy Vessels of Choice…
It’s that time of the year again: Halloween, when
a child’s dreams of unlimited candy come true. A time when most parents’ nightmares
involve trying to keep said child from devouring their great cache of candy all
in one sitting. Last but not least, it’s a time when dentists across the
country realize their daydream of acquiring a new sports car is merely a few
dozen filled cavities away from becoming reality.
When I was a kid out trolling for the cornucopia
of sweets, it was still safe to head out with a group of your friends prepared
to beg for sugar until your pillow case became too full to carry. You had to
make sure you confiscated your Momma’s best pillow case—none of the lower-numbered
thread count stuff would cut it for a full night of chasing the candy dream. The
weight of the treats could rip holes in a low quality vessel, or you could fall
– doing equal damage to a subpar pillowcase.
And anyone with a half a brain knew you
never, ever used a paper grocery bag
to collect your goods. The flimsy brown sack would rip before hitting the
half-full stage. I can’t tell you how many kids I saw on Halloween crying over
spilled candy. Their only option was to fill their pockets, scoop as much as
they could carry in their arms, and run home defeated. I speak from experience
on this issue! The smart munchkins never looked back. Who wanted to see the vultures
scooping up their hard-earned treats and dumping them in their sturdy pillow
cases? Not to mention the total annihilation of a flimsy brown bag in the sad
event of rain. At least in the rain no one would notice the tears streaming
down your face.
Nowadays, Trick-or-Treating goblins can
collect their cavity-provoking morsels in nice little plastic pumpkins (also
flawed in my opinion). If one were to truly fill the cute little candy carrier
to the brim, odds are the little black handles would break under the weight.
As a seasoned pro, my candy catcher of choice
in these modern times is one of the nice canvas bags. I’m sure they’re
patterned after the reliable pillow case bags of days gone by. They are
available with spooky Halloween scenes, or swathed in cutesy pumpkins. Of
course, design preferences should be left up to the Trick-or-Treaters. A canvas
catch-all is sturdy and available in almost any size. My pick would be the
ultimate, supersized bag with expandable sides for maximum carrying capacity.
I vowed at an early age to make my dentist a
happy man. I believe he still putts around town in his cute little sports car.
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chance to win your FREE “The Eyes Die Last” canvas tote, post a message in the
comments section below telling me your favorite candy vessel for Trick-or-Treating!
Stay safe and enjoy your Halloween!